Voice of God

Alright? So, just wanted to pop in and tell you what’s been going on.

I split up with the missus recently and it’s been a bit havoc my end. I’m truly sorry for the pandemic, I know I know, my bad. You guys are on the right path for a cure so you’d be better off knowing how to handle this than me fixing it.

Anyways, I’m gonna take another week, two weeks, off and I’ll be back right as rain. Which I invented.. no worries by the way.

Sorry I’ve not really been “visible” more recently if you get me, I’ve needed what amounts to a 4 or 5 years your time to pull myself together. I’ll be back soon and ready to go!

You guys rock, on my rock, Big G

Ooh while I’m here - I hear your prayers, I know it looks like I’m not doing much these days but you have to understand there’s so many of you now!! Back when I could do the daily miracles and drop a Jesus on y’all there were like 3000 people on the whole planet!

Having said that, I hear you. We’re looking at automating a few things up here and should be caught up with the backlog..

.. Oh me, you’re gonna hate this. They reckon it’ll take like a week but translated to your time that’s a few hundred years… shit.

Lemme think on things and get back to you! Love ya loads!

Heya! I’m Cohan and I make PHP-based websites. I also administer Linux servers and do other nerdy stuff like that.
In my more creative moments I’m writing a comedy film. As ye do.
A picture of me.