Licked by flame, the man is screaming.

In absolute agony he pulls his arm out of the fire, it’s useless. The meat has been cooked.

He’s winces as he takes a bite.

Heya! I’m Cohan and I make PHP-based websites. I also administer Linux servers and do other nerdy stuff like that.
In my more creative moments I’m writing a comedy film. As ye do.
A picture of me.