April 22, 2021. Thursday.

Sup. If I don’t replace this teaser text I hope you have a great day.

I’ve noticed my mind seems to have decent latency but terrible bandwidth. If something needs done now emergency urgent: Blam no bother, done, sorted, I’m amazing.

If someone asks me to do something while also asking how my day was and how something else is doing? Yeah you just pulled my brain’s emergency brake cord mate cheers.

Lets look at this. How am I doing? I’m doing alright.. what. Who cares? I don’t even care about that. This project I dunno it was doing alright last I looked at it but that was Monday and I’m still.. no wait I’m still waiting on the client for that which is why it’s not in mind. The thing you’re asking for now I’ll say yes to but as there’s no deadline on it I will start it next year when you remember you asked and it’s urgent.

Oh and don’t even get me started on the thing I was doing when you stopped by. That’s fucked. I’ll pick that back up tonight when everyone’s asleep and not asking how I’m doing lmao.

Oooh aye I had a chat with a therapist the other day (phone) gonna do a second appointment of that to finish getting my life story out.

Dear universe I’d like to file a bug report. Whenever someone asks what I’m doing I have no idea what I was doing. Uhhh.. I don’t know? What day even is it? Also month for that matter. I might have just been sitting here perfectly still for a week if I’m honest. Time doesn’t seem to be working right now.

Fancy an email update instead of having to pop back here every time?

Heya! I’m Cohan and I make websites. I also administer Linux servers and do other nerdy good stuff like that.
My real love is writing though, this here’s my outlet for that.
A picture of me.