April 19, 2021. Monday.

Today I am gonna be honest with you

Ever since I moved, like idk 6 months or so now I’ve been learning what I look like.. not weird just like making faces at a mirror.

What I’m trying to do is exaggerate my reactions a bit just to seem a bit more… alive? I dunno. I’m trying to chuck a few extra points into charisma, alright? Resting bitch face is a decent parked expression but I realised I have no idea how to smile. Have you ever looked into how to smile unironically? How do you smile for a picture hahaha.

So far all I’ve learned is there’s a thing called a squinch where you close your lower eyelids ever so slightly, like not close your eyes just engage that muscle. Also if you search for squinch the internet thinks you’re after a square inch hah.

I think I tried it a bit in this pic.

I dunno, I probably overdid it. Anyway aye that. Also I heard only serial killers smile with their lower teeth showing so I’m trying to do that too.

What am I waffling about? Oh aye I just find it funny when I’m done with an expression to just drop back to a resting bitch face. That shit is hilarious.

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Heya! I’m Cohan and I make websites. I also administer Linux servers and do other nerdy good stuff like that.
My real love is writing though, this here’s my outlet for that.
A picture of me.