February 7, 2021. Sunday.

No more zingers.


If you’re ever the the mafia or whatever you should hold all your crime meetings in the nude. This way the police secretly listening in will be more eager to get this over with, and will rush the building before you say anything more incriminating

Also of course no clothes, no wires.


I gotta be honest when I find a streamer and they’re doing something cool and I follow then the next time they’re on they’re just playing some game.

Come on!! You were interesting. :(

Ah well. Plenty of other streamers. Don’t get involved.


Every now and then go “I know you’re watching” just to really freak them out


I realise I’m a terrible person haha. Making all these bold claims and that. I know I’m too small to move the needle. I’ll fit in, sorry.

Haha fuck off. What I need is for someone to shove me so far up a rich cunt’s arsehole that I can get some of this stuff done.

Until then I’ll write about what I want to do and what I can do and what I am doing here.


Shuffle it to get a queue going then play Steps - 5, 6, 7, 8.

Spotify link


Alright so a trick I didn’t learn until I was in my late 20s but could have done with any time puberty onwards:

If you find yourself with a tent at an inopportune time, clench those ass muscles as if you were mid twerk. Hold that for a few seconds then release. Should at least let you stand without poking anyone in the eye.

From there its on you to be wearing jeans or something I cant solve all your problems.


I was going to fire off a zinger on reddit there. No more zingers, dunks or gottems. No roasts, insults or slapbacks. Posi vibes.


Anyone else ever add like 5 sugars to their cup of tea to remind ourselves what we’re doing all this for?

Stay strong.

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