January 25, 2021. Monday.
Looks like someone’s got a case of the cba’s
You can ignore any comment that starts “Oh” on the internet. It’s always a smug git making a point.
Same applies to comments starting “So”, except they’re usually (deliberately) wrong understandings “so what you’re saying is..”
I am in a fucking great mood today. This is all.
Fox saying I’ve lost weight, am about 2 thirds to my goal weight now!
I’d like to thank everyone that has stayed indoors with me while I got more into a single person physique. Appreciated. Few more months I reckon.
I wish i'd started sooner.— jake (@jakehaynes_) July 14, 2020
— Future you
You thought I’d forgotten about you didn’t you!
Well I did. I’ll be honest I was playing that transport fever until it crashed then watched Toastie do a Burns Night cooking stream
I am afraid everyone I know has already changed and I wont have anyone to go back to after this is over. Everyone I hung out with seemingly got into relationships just as I was gamboling out of mine into isolation. Everyone has had change and I’ve moved house a bit and nothing.
I miss when relationships were just lyrics being updated in someones MSN name. Now when people update you on their relationship it’s huge milestones that remind you you’re hurtling into unsuccessful nothingness at an alarming pace.
Not a lonely thing by the way, I fucking love being single*. More a FOMO thing.
* Admittedly I miss cuddles.
It’s not all bad. It means once we’ve all got our 5G implant (side note: yes please as a product) vaccines I can do anything anywhere.
How tragic would it be if I literally just got fucked up by a bus like as soon as covid lifts.
You know what will happen too, some people will celebrate freedom so hard they’ll become paralysed or dead.
That would suck so bad. I’d be at the pearly gates wrestling that Peter guy over the controls trying to figure out how to tweak them to get back.
Sorry, I’m waffling. Night.
its this pic if you cba clicking right now:
Forgot to go to sleep. Night.