January 19, 2021. Tuesday.
Trying to piss off vegans today.
Can’t believe that. Defrosted some steak bits in the fridge overnight without putting anything under it. Idiot.
Did I mention the guy below me in the shared fridge is vegan? Fuck sake, me.
Luckily nothing was contaminated as the liquid followed a nice bloody path down the back of the fridge into a drain thing. Almost as if the fridge manufacturer knows idiots like me exist.
Tidied it up, let everyone know, will cover the cost of anything that has unexpectedly become non vegan.
Just called myself a bellend for making a typo. Need to stop being so harsh on myself. Dickhead.